Draca Wards Saga

Draca Wards Saga

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

They don't pay me enough for this!

Well, to tell you the truth, I don't get paid at all. Which is a shame.  If I had an IT technician's hourly rate, I would have racked up the dough today! Formatting an excerpt to post on Goodreads took me five and a half hours! Now granted, I had plenty of interruptions, but still, that is insane. If I had taken five and a half hours to do a similar project when I was working I would have been written up at the very least. Now that I think of it, my paying job was so much easier than what I am doing now. I miss my office.



Well, now that I think about it a bit more, maybe I don't miss it all that much. But I must admit that my paid work was a breeze compared to my unpaid work.


I might be frustrated right now after my ordeal with .epub file formatting, but the truth is I am grateful that I have the chance to work on my series and get my first book out there.  If you have not previewed the sample chapters yet, please go to Goodreads (it really is a great site for bookworms) and download the excerpt (Secret for my blog readers: I threw in an extra chapter). You may have to use the Goodreads Reader, but I took pains to make sure it was readable and sectioned by chapter. Enjoy!



B.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Technical difficulties

Have you ever had a day where just about everything seemed to go wrong? I think I am having one of those years. So far, 2011 has been the year to get things fixed. Individually, most of these issues are mere inconveniences at best, but as these technical issues pile up onto my aching back, it begins to feel like everything and everyone is out to get me. Maybe the painkillers are causing the paranoia; who knows? You can judge for yourself. Here are seven issues I have had to deal with since the beginning of the year.

1. Keyboard  This thing is like a bad boyfriend that won't go away. I've been fed up so many times with the skipped spaces and the 'V' key that only works when it feels like it. So every once in a while I toss it aside and search for a replacement. The thing is, I can't find a keyboard I'm happy with. Constantly revising my work to separate words and add letters every couple of sentences is nothing compared to achy wrists and stiff keys. So I take my old keyboard back, willing to put up with its shortcomings. That is, until I am once again sitting at my desk at one in the morning, trying to fix the disastrous mumbo-jumbo that is my latest chapter. Is it too much to put up with? Yes it is. I know I wouldn't have this problem if I was not so darn picky. But my keyboard is the most important tool I have, so I suppose I will be on again off again with it until the Prince Charming of keyboards shows up in a Best Buy or Comp USA near me.

2. Camera  This is by far the most aggravating thing. My camera simply stopped turning on in January. Not too long before this, the little latch arms on the battery cover snapped off.  I am sure that was my fault, probably by desperately attempting to change the batteries out during Christmas Eve so I wouldn't miss a moment. No problem. A bit of scotch tape fixed that right up. But then it just died on me, right when I was taking pictures. Since hubby doesn't like to hear me complain, he made me find the extended warranty and gallantly called to see what could be done about the camera. And guess what he said was wrong with it. Yep, he did. He told them that something was wrong with the battery cover. I don't think I need to explain why they refused to repair or replace my camera. What a waste of twenty bucks!

3. Printing order  Now this has been a complete nightmare. I ordered some bookmarks, postcards, magnets and posters from this printing company. The first order was terrible. The graphics were too dark, and the bookmarks and postcards were badly cut. The magnets were fine though. The company agreed to a reprint, so I sent the items back. Nearly a month and several frustrating phone calls later I receive my reprints, which look almost exactly the same (although the cut is better). I will probably blog about this in more detail in a future post, once I have a good enough camera to show how the prints came out. Here is a phone pic of the bookmark I ended up with:



4. Tire pressure sensors  There are few things that are more unsettling than to think that something is wrong with your car and not be sure. My tire pressure light is on, but my tires look fine. I think the cold weather is causing the pressure to drop just enough to trigger the sensors, and I am afraid of putting more air in the tires and have them overinflated once the weather gets warmer. But the sensors could be damaged. A simple pressure gauge would solve this problem, but since I found out there are some recall notices for the car, off to the dealership I go to get my ride fixed. Wish me luck!

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5. Wireless Mouse At first I thought it was the battery. Nope. So I tried to reconnect. Wrong answer. I pulled out my husband's wireless mouse. *annoying buzzer sound* Okay, let's dig up the spare USB mouse. Oh, sorry, you need the driver for that! .......ugh! So I'm using the cheesy mouse that came with my Wacom tablet. Please don't break, I beg you.




6. Watch  This is now fixed thanks to my awesome local jeweler, but when I noticed that the watch I paid about one quarter of it's value in a movement a few months ago was dead, I reached the point where I threw up my hands and yelled "Seriously?"

7. My back  It isn't broken, but it sure feels like it is. I can't stand or sit for very long due to a pinched sciatic nerve. I can't get much done, and of all my malfunctioning things, this is the one that worries me. But I found a very nice chiropractor who was able to do in five minutes what days of Advil and Aleve could not. I have to go back a few more times, and the pain is not completely gone, but I wish I had gone a long time ago. My friends have warned me that chiropractic treatments can be addictive. They are probably right, but I think I have found a new lifelong friend in my chiropractor.

The phrase 'when it rains, it pours' is absolutely true. But the saying 'God never gives us more than we can handle' is also true. So I would ask you all to think and pray for those who have suffered through this terrible winter and those who have sacrificed and lost loved ones in this historic movement in Egypt. Even if you don't believe in God, kind thoughts and well wishes never hurt anyone.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Rockin’ to Johan Strauss


Something silly popped into my head the other day. I was in my daughter’s room, rocking her. It was her naptime, and I was trying to get her from this:






To this:






So as I rocked, unable to do anything other than listen to the Blue Danube Waltz I was playing to calm Little Miss Frenzy down, my mind started to wander. And then a picture popped into my head of two characters I am working on, dancing a waltz, both wearing very old - I suppose you can call vintage- army fatigues and very dark sunglasses. 

If you now believe I am crazy, I can assure you that you are not the first person to think that.

I wanted to share this because truly this is a great way to give a character you are creating some depth.  If you write, try it as an exercise. Take two of your characters. Any two. They can be of the same gender, or from two different stories.  It doesn’t really matter what they are wearing. Visualize them waltzing (listening to music helps).  Based on their personalities and their relationship (or lack of), how would the dance go?

Would they hold each other close and enjoy the dance, or would they keep a comfortable distance? How would they hold each other?

Would they cut a rug and take over the floor, or would they stumble clumsily through the song?

Would they enjoy each other’s company, or would they stiffly go through the motions, anxious for the song to end?

Which character would lead?

Would one character try to trip up the other, or would the pair connect and come up with a completely new dance, just to show off?

Would they make eye contact? Would they glare at each other or make silly faces to try and crack the other’s composure?

If you like to read, take two of your favorite characters and have them dance while you try to answer the questions above. See what kind of scenario your imagination comes up with. 

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Withdrawal symptoms and a broken spacebar

Yay! My first novel is now available on Kindle (early e-book release). Yes, I am excited. But I realize I have my work cut out for me. My publisher is a very small press, and I am not famous or popular by any means, so If I want to get the word out, I am going to have to hustle. So I have been researching, taking notes, talking to friendly fellow authors (thank you Mike Lynch for your pearls of wisdom) and formulating a plan of attack. This is in addition to all my other chores, tasks and jobs I need to get done this month. One thing I have not been doing, though, is writing. And I am not happy about it.


I quit smoking many years ago, and it was one of the best things I have ever done. But breaking free of the habit was tough. It was all I could think about. I could not picture my morning coffee, lunchtime beverage, or my bedtime reading session without a cigarette in my hand. It was irritating, and I felt lost.  I am feeling much the same way right now.






So am I addicted to writing? I don't know. I share very few of my works with others (although I plan to change that) and I get shy when I begin to talk about my book. So if I am afraid to share and let the world see what I have done, why do I prefer to spend my evenings in front of this terrible keyboard that skips my v's half of the time and periodically  decides to quit spacing my words? I tried replacing the keyboard twice and I keep returning to this...thing.  Don't ask why. I'm just trying to figure out why the darn thing has become so rickety and unreliable.




I suppose it doesn't matter. I can still get a blog update done (32 corrections so far). And it is a way of sneaking in some writing. Now let's see how long before my next update.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Hello!

I am drafting my inaugural post from my trusty iPad using this nice app called Blogpress. I have tried several before this, but this one seems to be 'the one'. Hopefully. We'll see.

I have another blog, Staying Home, which was meant to chronicle my adventures as a stay at home mom with a pending book due for release. But I never anticipated how many things would take priority over my sad little blog. Hopefully I will do better from now on.

So you are probably wondering why I would create a new blog if I can barely keep my other one alive. The only realistic answer I can come up with is that I am not quite right in the head. My idealistic answer would be that as opposed to writing about life away from the workforce, here I can write about writing, and to give some insight about my upcoming saga. So we will see how that goes.

Please check out my website www.dracawards.com to find out more about my book.

B.


- Blogpress post from my iPad